Tourist Apocalypse

from Hold Onto Yer Butts by Dinosawh

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(D E7)
There’s little fat babies everywhere
Everywhere I go
These assholes with their paper maps
Are walking so damn slow
I try to make my way around
But their butts are so big
I’ll smack that grin off of your face
(E7 Em)
You finger-pointing pig

(D F#m
D G A
D F#m
G A D)
Get out of the way, you stupid fucking tourist
Get out of the way, I've only got one life to live
Get of the way before I burst a vein
And spew blood all over your fanny pack

They’re clogging all the metro stops
They’re wasting all our time
I want to scream into their ears,
“Fuck off, this city’s mine!”
They’re casting apprehensive looks
Like I’m a terrorist
I grin right back, ‘cos at this point
I’m considering it

(solo over chorus)

(D E7)
These tourists are like zombies, always
Swarming to consume
With little to no neural functions
(E7 Em)
And a rightful place in a tomb

Get out of the way
You stupid fucking tourist
Get out of the way
I’ve only got (all day) (one life to live)
Get out of the way
Before I burst a vein
and spew blood
All over your (stupid camera) (palm tree shirt)

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from Hold Onto Yer Butts, released April 22, 2011

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